May 2013
I NEED TO CALM DOWN.
majorsarcasm19:
pudding-for-hiddles:
THERE WAS A MAN ON BBC NEWS CALLED DR JOHN HOLMES.
DR.
JOHN.
HOLMES.
Well someone’s parents shipped it like Fedex.
gimpygabi:
-chairmanmeow:
why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
dude-thats-my-ghost:
askgeorgebush:
fridge-logic:
askgeorgebush:
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
suprassnapbacksandtanks:
pluto-was-real:
monilip:
samandriel:
soshootastar:
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either
I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life
I swear everyone on this site is high.
Reblog if you'd be upset if Jeremy Renner wasn't...
tapdancers:
OH GOD MY SISTER HAD A PLATE OF COOKIES AND I SHOUTED ‘MINE’ AND WENT TO GET ONE BUT MY HAND WAS CURLED INTO A FIST AND I PUNCHED THE PLATE AND COOKIES WENT EVERYWHERE ADN THE PLATE FLIPPED OFF THE COFFEE TABLE AND SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE A MONSTER OH GOD
smuppetbells:
i searched cuddling so i could ref 4 a picture and i got this
thank you
fueledbyrydenn:
superhighschoollevelgay:
tiny21dancer:
“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.
My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?
#also that our...
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
mech-tech:
reblogthings:
that is a sad number of reblogs
lumos5000:
amazingphanonfire:
phaandemonium:
phaandemonium:
phaandemonium:
SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?
he keeps calling me daddy.
i am a female.
i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life....
thealbinoweave:
do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it
when I have something in common with my celebrity...
laugh-addict:
fuckwooper:
money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
