I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
Red Velvet Ice Cream
That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.
I must have it.
bunnies wont misgender you
your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting
"Stick to the forest-track, keep your spirits up, hope for the best, and with a tremendous slice of luck you may come out one day and see the Long Marshes lying below you, and beyond them, high in the East, the Lonely Mountain where dear old Smaug lives, though I hope he is not expecting you.” - Gandalf
Most likely the best post ever.
If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live
there's always a lighthouse;
there's always a man;
there's always a city
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Goodbye social life.
CAN I JUST FUCKING
Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.
Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?
from The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde